Sunday 31 October 2010

The X Factor Live Show, Saturday October 30th

If you liked any of the music from The X Factor Halloween special, you're in the right place - check below for Twitter-friendly links to the originals and to the contestants' performances from Saturday October 30th.

Performances in order:

Mary Byrne - Could It Be Magic
Barry Manilow's version - http://bit.ly/aodmvk
Mary Byrne's version - http://bit.ly/bM4dJb

Aiden Grimshaw - Thriller
Michael Jackson's version - http://bit.ly/98TJG4
Aiden Grimshaw's version - http://bit.ly/d4f1Ms

Belle Amie - Venus
Bananarama's version - http://bit.ly/c33Zxz
Belle Amie's version - http://bit.ly/aCf8qP

Rebecca Ferguson - Wicked Game
Chris Isaak's version - http://bit.ly/dAztda
Rebecca Ferguson's version - http://bit.ly/9TJLJq

Treyc Cohen - Relight My Fire
Take That's version - http://bit.ly/bl9vI2
Treyc Cohen's version - http://bit.ly/czGlgu

Matt Cardle - Bleeding Love
Leona Lewis' version - http://bit.ly/d02WFP
Matt Cardle's version - http://bit.ly/c2AGWn

Wagner Carrilho - O Fortuna/Bat Out Of Hell
Carl Orff's O Fortuna - http://bit.ly/9i1HG0
Meat Loaf's Bat Out Of Hell - http://bit.ly/aWp5GI
Wagner's medley - http://bit.ly/cAxjYl

Paije Richardson - Back To Black
Amy Winehouse's version - http://bit.ly/cvuZvn
Paije Richardson's version - http://bit.ly/byoUu5

Katie Waissel - Bewitched
Steve Lawrence's version - http://bit.ly/c2njjG
Katie Waissel's version - http://bit.ly/a4jYNB

One Direction - Total Eclipse Of The Heart
Bonnie Tyler's version - http://bit.ly/btsYbY
One Direction's version - http://bit.ly/9xXvth

Cher Lloyd - Stay
Shakespears Sister's version - http://bit.ly/bIVSA6
Cher Lloyd's version - http://bit.ly/cOph2Q


And for all you Monster Mash fans...

I was watching ITV on Saturday night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
A Brazilian with staring eyes
and dancers who, to my surprise

did the mash
They did the titty mash
The titty mash
It's an X Factor smash
The titty mash
And Wagner got a flash
The titty mash
They did the titty mash

Belle Amie drove me into a rage
When they stepped from their coffins on to the stage
But Wagner's dancers lifted my mood
When they whipped off their macs and started mashing their boobs

They did the mash
They did the titty mash
The titty mash
It's an X Factor smash
The titty mash
And Wagner got a flash
The titty mash
They did the titty mash

The judges were having fun
The live show had just begun
Katie was the Snow Queen
There was a zombie too - Cher Lloyd

The stage was rockin', and pretty soon
the contestants' songs were on iTunes
Cher was told that she's the best one
Simon must not have heard Rebecca Ferguson

They did the mash
They did the titty mash
The titty mash
It's an X Factor smash
The titty mash
And Wagner got a flash
The titty mash
They did the titty mash

Out from his seat, Cowell's voice did ring
When it came to Cher Lloyd's turn to sing
But he was speaking out of his X Factor ass
When he said "You're potentially world class."

They did the mash
They did the titty mash
The titty mash
It's an X Factor smash
The titty mash
And Wagner got a flash
The titty mash
They did the titty mash

Now Wagner might not make the final
But next year, let's campaign for a revival
He really can't sing, but he's got his dancers
And they know what to do - they know the answer

Is to mash
It's to titty mash
To titty mash
It's an X Factor smash
The titty mash
And Wagner gets a flash
The titty mash
They do the titty mash

"Mash good!!"
Easy Wagner, you lecherous boy
"MMM, MASH GOOOD!!!"

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